It may look the same as the pocket lint, but rest assured, it is not. Waiting in line to get into the Barter Faire, my friends and I made the acquaintance of a unique character named Egg Man. When asked if he had something of slightly greater value than my pocket lint, he remarked that sometimes he produces great balls of belly button lint. We laughed as he dug deep into his naval cavity and produced a piece of lint of greater size than mine, with the added bonus of some belly hairs as well. Because this was human grown and not clothing grown lint, I rest assured that the trade was worth it.

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